Negative One Up Tee: You Will NOT Be Getting an Extra Life With This One

Any gamer worth his or her salt is familiar with the good ole’ one up ‘shroom from Mario fame. Eat one of those and it means an extra life and your gamer life just got a little easier. You do NOT want his gross gamer cousin, the NEGATIVE one up mushroom. While you don’t want to eat one, a negative one up mushroom makes for a pretty sweet gamer t-shirt and now you can own your very own. . .

Achievement Unlocked: Left the House T-Shirt

You did it! You just accomplished one of the greatest gamer challenges and video game achievements of our time. You put down the controller, let the old console cool down and actually stepped outside. That bright ball of light? That’s called the sun…and that over there is called “grass”. Seriously..we know how hard it is to pry yourself away from the killer video games we have today. Whenever you do manage to do so you should celebrate the achievement with something like this “Achievement Unlocked: Left the house” t-shirt.