Apr 102012

Gamer Food Caffeinated Energy Snacks
Gamer Food Caffeinated Energy Snacks: $3.99-$5.99

When you plan to game all night Mountain Dew and your favorite energy drink aren’t going to cut it. Sooner or later you’ll need to eat. Why not get some nutrition and energy while satisfying your hunger? Gamer Food Caffeinated Energy Snacks are available in three different varieties:

1. Seeds of Victory (Sunflower Seeds)

2. Nuts of Destruction (Tasty Chili and Lime Peanuts)

3. Cashews of Chaos (Honey Roasted Cashews)

I know what you are thinking my skeptical gaming friend. These aren’t simply packaged seeds or nuts. Each snack is actually infused with ginseng, caffeine, and taurine to keep you alert and your cognitive abilities sharp. Unfortunately these gamer snacks aren’t infused with anything to increase your patience and understanding when dealing with idiotic noobs. You’ll just have to take a deep breath and deal with them. Turning the tables and making them flip their lid and rage quit in a frothy mouthed frenzy always works too. Then you can eat some Seeds of Victory like a boss!

Gamer food comes in a resealable pouch. Pour them right in your mouth. There’s no need to get your hands and controller all greasy! Each pouch contains about 3.5 ounces of “Irresistibly Delicious Energy”.

Click the image or link above for more information or to order some Gamer Food today!

Aug 192011

AK Ice Cube Tray
AK-47 Ice Cube Tray

The AK-47:  for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother trucker in the room. I thought all of you fellow Modern Warfare and other military and first person shooter fans out there might appreciate this. While it’s not a TRUE gaming product or gift, it does relate to the interests of many gamers. That’s all the justification I need!

This very cool ice cube tray features 2 halves that close to form the likeness of an AK-47 magazine. Of course it achieves a whole new level of awesomeness because it actually creates 10 AK-47 bullet shaped ice cubes in the freezer. As ICP might ponder, “F*ckin’ ice cube trays…how do they work?

This cool gift is sure to please any soldier, military buff, gun aficionado, or gamer that loves military first person shooters.

Another plus is these long and slender bullets ::coughcoughnohomocoughcough:: are just the right shape and size to slide down into a water bottle or a bottle of Bawls or your other favorite energy drink. Yes that’s right. I’m actually suggesting you use AK-47 ice cubes to cool your Bawls…Big woop. What ya wanna fight about it?

The best part of all is they are currently priced at just $7.99! So click the image or link above to grab a couple before they are history.


Mar 262011

Need something a little different for that gamer video game energy boost? These caffeinated packs of “blood” energy potion are just the thing. Whether you have developed a taste for the green blood of the undead or prefer your erythrocytes a little more conventional, you can get the energy you need.
Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion
Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion doesn’t just look cool. This bright green energy treat is loaded with iron, protein, electrolytes, and other benefits only the juice of the walking dead can provide. It even has the same nutrients and consistency of real blood. This lime flavored beverage makes an ideal video game gift for the zombie loving gamer in your life.

Prefer freshness in your bloody energy drink? Just have a hatred against zombies? No problem! Human Blood Energy Potion is just the answer.

Human Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion

This realistic looking fruit punch flavored energy drink is packed with 80mg of caffeine, iron, proteins and other energy rich nutrients. It even has the same proteins and consistency of human blood. This product makes an ideal video game gift and is a sure fire way to gross out your gamer friends and family!

Whether you choose zombie or human blood, each is packaged in a 100ml (3.4 fluid oz) resealable pouch that looks just like a blood transfusion bag. Current pricing is $4.99 per pouch or $15.99 for a pack of 4. Click the images above to go grab yours now!

Mar 252011

Mana Energy Potion

Mana Energy Potion was created with true gamers in mind. Each tiny 1.69 oz Mana shot gives you 160 mg of caffeine. That is as much caffeine energy as 2 Red Bulls® or 4 cups of coffee! It’s not all about caffeine though. Mana is loaded with energy producing and brain boosting B vitamins and amino acids. This sugar free video game energy drink contains no sugar and provides 5-6 hours of energy! This tangy and fruity blue beverage is sure to keep the video gaming action going for hours. Mana Energy Potion is available in a six pack containing 6 1.69 oz bottles.

Health Energy Potion

“I’m down bro!” If only real life revival were as easy as it is in video games. Maybe it can be with Health Energy Potion. This awesome energy drink was created with gamers in mind and contains 160 mg of caffeine. That’s as much go juice as 2 Red Bulls® or 4 cups of coffee! Each 1.69 oz sized shot of Health Energy Drink also contains Ginseng, Elderberry, and beneficial vitamins like Folic Acid and Biotin to keep your gaming mind and body in peak condition! This bright red energy drink has a great spicy apple/cinnamon taste.

Mar 242011

We’ve all been there. A long all night gaming marathon is at its peak and you’re fading fast. You and your buds are 2/3 of the way through pwning some N0obZ and you can barely keep your eyes open. Maybe you are letting that cute Gamer Chick pwn you like Leeeeeroy Jenkins and you need to save some energy for the LAN Party after party. Whatever your reasons, you need caffeine and energy to keep those gamer reflexes top notch.

But let’s face it; the days of Mountain Dew and Red Bull having any noticeable effect on you are long gone. You need some hardcore gamer fuel to keep the epic battle raging on long into the wee hours of the morning. That’s why we’ve rounded up some of the coolest caffeinated gamer drinks,grub and other energy packed goodies on the market today. In our upcoming posts we’ll layout some of our favorites.

To get us started we’ve listed one of our favorite caffeine laced products in this post: Bawls gamer energy drink! Stay tuned for more and leave us a comment if you think we’ve missed one. We may even post about it in your honor. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Case o' Bawls
Sometimes you just need to go Bawls to the wall, W.F.O. and this is just the drink to help you do that.

A variety of flavors are available. Choose between a case (24) of 10 ounces bottles in either Regular, EXXTRA (Sugar Free) or “G33k B33R” (Caffeinated root beer.) Prefer cans? Choose a case of 24, 16 ounce cans in your choice of regular or Cherry flavor.

Mar 042011

Gamer Grub Energy Snacks

When you are in the middle of an online multiplayer butt kicking gaming session you barely have time to take a tinkle break. There’s no way you have time to order a pizza, let alone prepare a healthy or nutritious meal. Since hiring your own personal executive gamer chef is out of the question (and your mom threw in the towel years ago), you either need to suffer or leave the gaming action.

The problem is most of the time you can’t abandon your gaming party teammates online just because your little gamer tummy is grumbling. You can’t let your moron friends get pwned just because your hungry. Don’t worry because your problem has already been solved. Allow us to introduce you to Gamer GrubEnergy Snacks. These reclosable pouches are filled with nutritious and delicious gaming snacks. No time for food? No problem! Simply tear open the top of a Gamer Grub pouch and get some grub in there!

Gamer Grub is currently available at ThinkGeek in PB & J and Pizza flavor. These awesome snacks are designed specifically for gamers and are loaded with select vitamins and neurotransmitters which are supposed to improve your cognitive performance. You’ll love them because they are a great tasting snack that you can pour into your mouth. No dirty greasy game controllers! The hands free design means you don’t even have to use your game controller shaped soap to wash your hands first!

These are currently available as single packs or three packs ($2.99-$7.99) from ThinkGeek. You can also order them from Gamer Grub in single packs or in 8 pack cases.

Each Gamer Grub pouch is approximately 7.25″ tall and contains about 3 ounces of Gamer Grub deliciousness!

ThinkGeek Currently offers pizza and PB & J flavors.
The Pizza Flavor Pouch Contains: Pizza Cashews, Cheese Curls, Tomato Almonds, Sesame Sticks, Fried Onions, and Pita Chips

The PB&J Flavor Consists of: Peanut Butter Chips, Peanuts, Strawberries, Strawberry Jelly Chips and Sweet Bread.

While one of our favorite sites, ThinkGeek, currently only offers the two flavors mentioned above we know that two other flavors have been released:
S’mores and BBQ!

You can also pick up Gamer Grub online from ThinkGeek.com, Amazon.com, or check for it locally at select BestBuy, Hot Topic or other stores!