When you plan to game all night Mountain Dew and your favorite energy drink aren’t going to cut it. Sooner or later you’ll need to eat. Why not get some nutrition and energy while satisfying your hunger? Gamer Food Caffeinated Energy Snacks are available in three different varieties:
1. Seeds of Victory (Sunflower Seeds)
2. Nuts of Destruction (Tasty Chili and Lime Peanuts)
3. Cashews of Chaos (Honey Roasted Cashews)
I know what you are thinking my skeptical gaming friend. These aren’t simply packaged seeds or nuts. Each snack is actually infused with ginseng, caffeine, and taurine to keep you alert and your cognitive abilities sharp. Unfortunately these gamer snacks aren’t infused with anything to increase your patience and understanding when dealing with idiotic noobs. You’ll just have to take a deep breath and deal with them. Turning the tables and making them flip their lid and rage quit in a frothy mouthed frenzy always works too. Then you can eat some Seeds of Victory like a boss!
Gamer food comes in a resealable pouch. Pour them right in your mouth. There’s no need to get your hands and controller all greasy! Each pouch contains about 3.5 ounces of “Irresistibly Delicious Energy”.
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